Don't save me from the flames
7:58 p.m. & 2005-05-09

Oh Diaryland.Oh Diaryland.What a whore you are for making me wait 237392834 hours to update my dearest diary.Shame on you.Slut.
<On fooker Friday I went to a Mexiraunt with some friends.I enjoyed myself.We went to the bakery afterwards and I custom ordered a cake with naked people on it and they asked me if I wanted cream in the cake.I said yes.I said to make sure it was salty too.I ordered a porn cake to an address that doesn't exist.God damn those teenagers. Jack Daniels got me a little floozy later on in the night and the hangover fairy came.No other skanks are kookier than us when we are dur-runk.We were as drunk as sorority girls.Bad bad but funny.Sometimes you just gotta live bro.br>I failed my permit test.Kristee passed.Just as I predicted.I had to take it in station 5 and that is not my lucky number.It was simply a case of bad luck.I had to have station 8.The fookers didn't give me station 8.those fookers.those fookers.
I am listening to a great indie station.Indie music is wonderful.I think of fields filled with sunflowers(favour-it flowers)and elves.Yeah.I think I'm cute too.
I bought the Beck cd this weekend too.It's goodish.I'm a rockstar when I listen to Beck.
Um...also.I heart emo stoner boner boy.Even though I know I really shouldn't.But that's what love is I guess.It's a danger zone for stupid things and stupid young hearts. I want another puppy.oh so badly.I love having a puppy.I just want to give my dog a lover.Everyone is entitled to have a lover even if you have been neutered.I even wrote madre whore a long letter in math today explaining why she should give me a puppy.I was thinking of all these things to say to explain why I should have another puppy.A puppy could take my mind off a lot of things and that would be goodish. I should a hire an emo boy to deliver me guitar sex every night.That would be niceish.Ay.I need some loving. Finals come to kill me next week.This won't be hot. My hoodie is making me really hot.I need to go change.That sounds really sexy so I'll just leave it at that. Shine on skanks <3

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